NEWS — 19
Another Monarch Bites the Dust
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Yesterday, Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain passed away, and around the world, nations that have endured British oppression are celebrating. For far too long, this "lich" thrived off the blood and labor of others. Under her reign, millions lived in poverty so that she and her family could enjoy a life of luxury.
"The death of Elizabeth II is a positive development for Lamang. Every imperialist who oppressed us deserves to die. The only unfortunate part is that it took this long," said Vice President Jan Park.
We stand firmly with our representatives. Down with the aristocracy! It's time to follow the French example and send them all to the guillotine.
Celebrations Around Lamang
Across Lamang, work came to a halt as people poured into the streets to celebrate the death of the British oppressor.
"We are thankful that the British are mourning. Long live President Narith Sayavong!" said food vendor Anan Vongphakdy.
Commentary by Khamphanh Vongphachanh
What greater joy could a jungle-born like me feel than at the death of one of history's greatest oppressors? Elizabeth is gone, and I could not be more elated.
While the British may grieve, much of the world breathes a sigh of relief. Justice has finally caught up. Few nations escaped the reach of the British Empire, and scars remain wherever they set foot. Just look at their closest neighbor, Ireland - even they know better than to trust the British.
Every nation deserves freedom from the parasites we call aristocracy, pampered elites living off wealth built with blood-stained hands. Thank the heavens we Lamangese are not like them.
"The death of Elizabeth II is a positive development for Lamang. Every imperialist who oppressed us deserves to die. The only unfortunate part is that it took this long," said Vice President Jan Park.
We stand firmly with our representatives. Down with the aristocracy! It's time to follow the French example and send them all to the guillotine.
Celebrations Around Lamang
Across Lamang, work came to a halt as people poured into the streets to celebrate the death of the British oppressor.
"We are thankful that the British are mourning. Long live President Narith Sayavong!" said food vendor Anan Vongphakdy.
Commentary by Khamphanh Vongphachanh
What greater joy could a jungle-born like me feel than at the death of one of history's greatest oppressors? Elizabeth is gone, and I could not be more elated.
While the British may grieve, much of the world breathes a sigh of relief. Justice has finally caught up. Few nations escaped the reach of the British Empire, and scars remain wherever they set foot. Just look at their closest neighbor, Ireland - even they know better than to trust the British.
Every nation deserves freedom from the parasites we call aristocracy, pampered elites living off wealth built with blood-stained hands. Thank the heavens we Lamangese are not like them.
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