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Baron: Fuck my father's longevity! I'm starting to feel like the old fool will outlive me.

Bodyguard: He will die eventually. Don't worry.

Baron: Yeah, but maybe there is a way to speed it up. If you get my point.

Bodyguard: I understand. Do you have something concrete in mind?

Baron: No, not yet. This is not an easy matter to plan. And we still have to deal with my older sister first.

Bodyguard: Can't we release rumors about her affairs with the underage girls?

Baron: Nah, that won't be enough. Fuck my life! Why must everything be so complicated?

(knocking on the door)

Servant: Sir, I've found the armless girl you requested.

Baron: Check the door.

Bodyguard: On it.

Bodyguard: Everything's fine!

Servant: Here she is, sir. The girl is a little bashful, but she will be of good service to you.

Baron: Yeah, yeah. You can leave.

Servant: As you wish, sir.

(closing doors)

Baron: Fuck me! I've completely lost my appetite! My head is full of other shit right now. You want her?

Bodyguard: Since she's here. Wanna watch?

Baron: Sure. might as well. I'll just quickly jerk off to clear my head and plan our next move. Hand me the razor blades, will ya?